S Magazine

CARTOONINGS

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Snake Wrangling

This took me an hour to draw. Snakes are complicated, and I am clearly very simple.

Dino Jager

Two Things

4AM

Dinosaur Facts

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LINK

Oh Fuck

Oh Ew

Naked Pigeon Fighting

Its been a long weekend . . .

Angry Women

I'm highly skilled when it comes to drawing angry women. Comes from years of experience. They also all look the same to me, so that helps.

Really Good Art

Yup

Material

Things I Have

Dinosaur Ghost

Words From The Genius

Not that I necessarily condone this sort of behavior . . .

Chupacabracorn Taking a Smoke/Dr Pepper Break

My Nose Hairs Are Doing Some Strange Things These Days

Hot Dog Snuggie

Link!

S Magazine and Nate Turbow, handing out sloppy wet-willies like they were going out of style.

Fixing It

Me and women, we got a special thing going on . . .

Robot Hand Job; A Brief Glance At The Future Of Sex

THINGS I'M GOOD AT

The Rent

Brontosaurus vs Unicorn

nipples

Like most great artists, I'm obsessed with all things phallic and all things nipple-like. I'm not sure if the two are connected; it may be that in my mind nipples are just tiny phalli. Or it may be that they both hold respective special places in my heart. I like to think its the latter; the penis thing being a result of having one, and the nipple thing a result of my first memories being a nipple in my mouth. Either way I love nipples. I'd eat them like Chex® Mix if I could. Thats all. (click link below for more nippleness)


nipples

Idiots!

Thanks

Euphemisms!

Good Looks

Face Tat

The Hand

Assholes

Whatever.

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Crack!

Last Night

The Wazoo

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