Denial has no place in the cell phone universe...

A Scale of One to...

The kids wanna have nothing to do with me...

Ready for Me?

PURSUIT

One probably true thing at a time...

Finished Early

It's funny because women always have to pee and always think they'll be cold somewhere...

Going All the Way

Mistake Learning

GREAT TALK

Conversational

IDIOT

What cats are doing while you sleep...

Really Bad BJ Joke in 3... 2...

BAD DREAMS

HANDS UP

It's 5am Somewhere

Everything is Cancelled

Thank you for taking time out from writing Yelp reviews...

I Was Drunk, Soooo...

One of THOSE Days...

Back Up, Homeboy

The Plan

To the Moon

This is why we are such good friends...